Minnie Caldwell (Margot Bryant) and Martha Longhurst (Lynne Carol) in the Snug at The Rovers:
Martha: "You know, the more I think about the way Ena's behaving, the madder I get. I wouldn't care, but I know for a fact that in her own mind she thinks she's beautiful."
Minnie: "Oh, I wouldn't say beautiful, but she is a bonny woman."
Martha: "BONNY?! Ena Sharples' face is so ugly it wouldn't make ear 'oles! I've only met one woman plainer and that's our Jessie."
Minnie: "Oh, but your Jessie can't 'elp it. Well, I mean, it isn't many women as falls through a garage roof..."