Imagine if 21st Century-style Corrie story-lines had run rampant in the show's early years, wreaking a trail of explosions, serial killers, dark secrets and ghostly visitations across the first three decades.
Would viewers have switched off in droves, or been desperate for more? Here's how a few TV listing magazine synopsis for our favourite soap may have looked in the 1960s, 1970s and 1980s:
Myra Booth's marriage is in trouble. She decides to murder Jerry - and the pot dog on the mantelpiece may be the perfect weapon.
Len murders Nellie and says she has run off with the insurance man.
Florrie Lindley has a nervous breakdown and blows up the Corner Shop.
Jack Walker continues to psychologically abuse Annie.
Stan suspects that Alan, Elsie's new boyfriend, is the serial killer.
Evil young builder Ray Langton meets a nasty end when Lucille Hewitt gets on his case.
The Vestry is devastated by a huge explosion.
Shock for Emily...
A power cut is the perfect time for a serial killer to strike...
Pulled from the flaming rubble of her maisonette, a dying Valerie Barlow confesses to Emily Bishop that Ernest is the father of the twins.
Renee Bradshaw admits that Suzie Birchall is her long-lost daughter.
Sick to the back teeth of men, Bet decides to kill Stan Ogden. She goes to prison, but is released quickly on a technicality, and returns to the Street to continue her reign of nastiness.
It's not snowing anywhere else in England, but the Street has a white Christmas.
Steve Fisher reveals his dark side (typical man!).
A flying duck ornament becomes a murder weapon.
Where was Ken when the murders took place?
Rita is taken hostage at the Kabin.
Eeek - Mavis turns.
Deranged Fred Gee drives Annie Walker into the canal.
As the factory blows up, Mavis murders Derek and Victor, and decides to use the explosion to cover her actions.
Curly buys a gun.
The Claytons beat a hasty retreat before Connie's terrifying secrets can be revealed...
Nasty Alan Bradley comes unstuck when his business is blown up by a deranged ex-girlfriend.
Hilda is comforted by a visit from Stan's ghost.
As Percy tries to find out who sat on his Christmas pudding, he begins to suspect that it might have been a serial killer.
Driven mad by Corner Shop assistant Sally Webster's nasal twang and smug ways, Alf Roberts picks up a tin of pineapple chunks and...